I don't twitter or tweet...no offense to anyone who does...I frankly, am sure my life is just not that interesting enough to have twitter updates!
Here's the evidence:
4:30 am I am wondering how in God's holy name my Hubby doesn't wake himself up with all the racket he calls breathing!
6:00am (which is really 5am thanks to stupid daylight saving)
I am Taking Miley out before I get a chance to pee because she seems really anxious to go...wondering why an altered two year old dog can't hold her bladder longer than a 50 year old woman who has had three children naturally!
6:15am I am peeing.
6:20am Thank God for coffee...
thank you Hubby for using your talents to make coffee!!!
6:30am Discovered Miley didn't make it through the night and peed on my tile floor in hallway and I am now cleaning up pee on floor!
7:00am I am watching news...
7:05am I am now not watching news. Ignorance is bliss!
7:06am I just found lint in my belly button!
7:30am I am checking my accounts and I think my relationship with Math has held me back with budget issues...and diets!
8:00am I got nothing!
10:00 am I am going into the Torture chamber...I have Maria for Pilates today! She tortures people for a living and I think she likes it...
What kind of a woman pays to feel this kind of pain!
11:05 am Maria told me I did really well today...and I felt giddy from the compliment...I think I am suffering from Stockholm syndrome!
11:15 am I have to RUSH...Go home, shower and drive to St.Pete to pick up check that will allow me to stimulate others economy!
2:00pm I am leaving Bank of America...somewhat sad...I just closed our accounts there due to better interest rates at other bank and our customer's bank with other bank, as well so I won't have to deal with "holds from hell!" I suggested the bank may want to change it's name to Bank of China...she wasn't amused! I am sad though... it's my last tie to Barnett Bank!
3:00pm I just ate three bags of 100 calorie snacks...again the Math thing messes me up!
5:00pm I briefly tried the news again...Did you know it never changes?
9:00pm Lost is on my last nerve...it's a repeat! I wouldn't be watching this show at all except the Hubby is hanging in there! This show is a mess...
10:00pm I am reading Galway Bay until I fall asleep...
This is why I don't twitter!