You know you are getting older when...
You find yourself yelling at your husband for taking your reading glasses out of your purse and not telling you he took them!
While drying yourself off, you glance up, see your reflection in the mirror and realize you took a complete shower with hair wash while wearing your reading glasses!
You share your reading glasses with your friends, swapping them like 12 year old girls with a tube of lip gloss.
You can not cook, sew, do a crossword puzzle or BLOG without wearing your reading glasses.
You find a man especially attractive who wears reading glasses, especially if you are married to that man!
I wish you a household full of reading glasses for the New Year!
7 comments:
This made me laugh out loud... especially the shower part. It's better than taking a shower with your socks on, though... which I did last week. Lovely.
Ah, but did he REALLY take the reading glasses, or did you just leave them somewhere and thought it would be easier to blame him?? That's totally something I would do!!! lol
I like the way my hair looks when I use my reading glasses as a fashion accessory.
I've worn reading glasses as a headband AND added reading glasses on my eye so that I could read.
He REALLY admitted taking them...I was at work and was calling him to confess that I was a crazy old woman who forgets her glasses everywhere and could he bring me my glasses...WHEN he said "I am so sorry...I took them" Immmediatly my mood switched to crazy-nut-job and I was furious with the man who came close to being my knight-in-shining-armor. Alas, it was not meant to be :)
Ooh girl, I'm glad my eyesight is still nearly perfect. LOL
Justine :o )
My former boss gave me a dozen pairs when he moved up to the next whatchamacallit. (Dammit. Losing words is way worse than losing a little vision. There are no lenses to correct that.)
You're singing my song on this one! I can't do a thing without my glasses.
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